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Two cups, one bucket, a tea-tray and a dork.

Posted by Reed on January 28th, 2008

Let us say we have two cups and a bucket. Let us also say we are the world’s dorkiest waitress and that we have such a raging passion for a particular tea-tray that we always wish to carry it with us. Let us say the bucket and the cups are all exceedingly full. Let us […]

Apologia pro vita sua

Posted by Reed on January 24th, 2008

I can either post here regularly, or, I can do my course-work.
Course-work wins.
Arse.

She can’t come out to play. She’s doing her homework.

Posted by Reed on December 9th, 2007

Three coursework deadlines all at once. Which is mean.
Nothing a coffee-fuelled all-nighter, or two, can’t solve. It’s not like I have to be coherent and speakable and at work the next morning or anything.
No, wait, that was when I was 20.
Damn it.

Nothing to be done

Posted by Reed on November 20th, 2007

I’d be posting on the 20th, in fact, I am writing this on the 20th, but BT has run gleefully away with the internet connection and who can say when you will be reading this.
[This applies in any case, as if, God forbid, this is all still up in ten years time, someone could […]

I have homework due tomorrow

Posted by Reed on November 19th, 2007

Library of Congress Subject Headings make no sense. I spent the morning wrestling with the definitive four volume 2005 edition, and they make no sense. Also, they make no sense to anyone else either.
I know, I know, I should have done my homework last week. But just think, if I had, I’d no longer be […]

I am not in the least bit bored

Posted by Reed on November 13th, 2007

Day in the life of a full-time mature student with a part-time job:
7:00 Get up. No, really, get up. Get up. Get up. Get the hell up already.
7:20 GET. THE. HELL. UP.
7:30 Drink tea in front of computer, with vague intention of reading emails. Find self staring transfixed at the weather report. Give up, brush […]

Glitch. And Son of Glitch. And damn.

Posted by Reed on November 12th, 2007

I have just found out, to my intense irritation, that some of my posts don’t appear in all browsers or at all times or on all computers. I swear, I really swear, I am posting daily. But the internet gremlins are clearly a censorious little bunch of toadstools [with excellent taste, of course - Ed] […]

A triolet

Posted by Editor on November 3rd, 2007

[Reed wrote this in less than 20 minutes, on Thursday the 1st of November, in a complicated recess of the labyrinthine university library, near Paleontology. There were pigeons roosting on the window-ledge, iridescent in the autumn sunlight. And workmen drilling next-door. Possibly knocking Dutch literature through into Law Studies - Ed].
The man is patient, kind […]

Yellow lilies

Posted by Reed on October 7th, 2007

I think I rather owe you all a bit of an update, but I don’t really have anything in particular to say, so this will be a bitty, somewhat under-structured post. Oh well. You love me anyway. Don’t you?
I have successfully endured the second week of term, and the first week of lectures. I think […]

Someone hand me a paper bag. Now, please.

Posted by Reed on September 17th, 2007

Hang on. Wait. Now wait just a minute. It appears to be the middle of September. Who said it could be the middle of September already? I’m supposed to be enrolling on the third Monday of September.
Which is next Monday.
Which isn’t bloody fair already! I have novels to read! I have novels to write! [Oops […]