Pause for brains

I think for the next few days my blog contributions are going to be limited to my squeaking faintly ‘I aten’t dead!’

I have a Condition, you see, that is Very Painful, and when it flares up, I am to all intents and purposes, a zombie. Seriously. I communicate in grunts and howls, I adopt a slow, pitiful, lurching gait, I try to rip off the face of anyone who disturbs my grave, and I spend most of the time lying down in it, green in the face and not noticeably breathing. Coherent thought is not an option.


See you all on Wednesday.

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