My very dear readers, this was supposed to be a warm and elegant welcome to a new venture, complete with mission statement, introductions, and possibly even the very first article on the finickier points of creative writing. But alas the writer has writer’s block. Well, WRITER’S BLOCK, really. Reed apparently absolutely daren’t start posting on this my new blog, get this, for fear that no one will like it. Reed even claims to be paralysed with fright. I have told the silly ass to stop being ridiculous and just go for it. Yes, GO for it. Go on then…. Just GO. For Pete’s sake, Reed, you’ve even written most of the damn post in TextEdit. Post it. Post it. Go on. Click Copy. Yes, now click Paste. I said, click Paste. PASTE! PASTE IT! NO, do NOT go and make tea! Come back here right now and post this thing! Right now! OY! Come back!
Godforsaken wimp.
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Left by Out of ideas » Blog Archive » The Editor realises the date, and is startled on March 3rd, 2007